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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen
Sep 1 '14

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate)

Aug 29 '14

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

Aug 28 '14
Aug 28 '14
japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Aug 28 '14

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

capeofwonders:

seasonalweasel:

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

oh my god

I JUST SQUEALED

ITS BACK OH MY GOD

ITS BACK. OMG.

(Source: fagprince)

Aug 28 '14

grawly:

inabasket:

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

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Aug 26 '14

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

Aug 26 '14




THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

(Source: sinistersaz)

Aug 26 '14

(Source: stana-katic)

Aug 26 '14

(Source: ovoroyalty)

Aug 26 '14

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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Aug 26 '14

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

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(Source: )

Aug 26 '14

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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Aug 26 '14

deducecanoe:

ITS A DOCUMENTARY

(Source: what-fresh-hell-can-this-be)

Aug 26 '14
wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot