supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

cnnbreakingofficial:

im actually laughing really hard

(Source: 143mitchie)

muirin007:

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

That is exactly what happened.

missbeatlegeorge:

I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school:

when in the hallways:

when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade:

when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent:

when I get a poor grade on a test:

when someone says something incredibly stupid:

when someone keeps asking me for the answers on homework or tests:

she is my spirit animal

pursuitofhapppinessss:

i honestly cannot handle this

awesomephilia:

(via)

datfuq:

xkvseyx:

Do you ever just 

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

(Source: darain39)

Drying your hands when there aren’t any paper towels

zikau:

I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN NECESSARY. IT WAS MORE LIKE A WHEEZE.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

awesomephilia:

laughbitches:

Sharks with human teeth

hehe

They look so happy 

Har har har

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

introspective-:

graveyardexplorers:

sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet

queenlovett:

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

marry me.

kingsandwich:

if I ever don’t reblog this please assume I am dead

(Source: enochnochjoke)

mixedupqueen:

notthehellyourwhales:

alaricsaltzbuns:

tomhiddlesbitch:

cancerously:

superblys:

anti-shipper:

the-greatest-companion:

castaneacreations:

thegoodlannister:

schwarzweis:

thegoodlannister:

My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.

This is what I did with it.

since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING

legitimately crying

My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…

it got better

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER

Oh,.its on my dash again.

Reblog.